"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girl asks you when is the last time you got laid?

T-Mack

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How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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btownbuck2012

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just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
 

Pathgen

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I would say "I have morals i dont kiss and tell, why would i tell you that. You must think im easy or its all you think about" <---- with a big grin

Lol but reading that back its a neg, display of higher value, and its ****y and funny. However, i said that once and got good results...
 

st_99

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thats a rough one, sounds like a low class b*tch.

Tell her, with a real serious voice (don't smile), "I try to get laid at least once a week but it can get tough at times."
 

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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jacob

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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
make eye contact with your smiley "you're up to something" look, and say " It's against my religion."

This way you don't come off looking like a loser.

If you didn't for awhile then you didn't BS since they can smell when you lie.

They'll be wondering if you're telling the truth or not because of the "you're up to something look."

Also this adds mystery & moral points since they expect most guys to brag or kiss and tell, which doesn't come off well.

and they'll find you strong since you can actually control your d!ck unlike all the other guys that are slaves to it.

Which will want her to see how much her beauty can break you down and she'll try her best to get into your pants.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
 

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#41 said:
Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
I like this one! Not exactly sure how well it would work though, since it's sort of admitting that you'll sleep with her if she wants you to.

Michele said:
Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
I don't get this at all...
 

guywhoneedshelp

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In this situation, I'm honest. But, ever since the first time I had sex I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 weeks without it. So if I wasn't sexually active I'm not really sure how I would answer this question. I'd probably still be honest.
 

drummer

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I love the Zoolander. I'll usually just respond with
"Look I know you are trying to take advantage of me here but I'm not that kind of guy"
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Rounder

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btownbuck2012 said:
just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
LOL That is priceless - you will no doubt get a laugh from that one, haha!
 

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Last night. And every night before that. Don't worry, I won't consider you a statistic.
 

J Roc

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just be honest and tell the truth. if she cant handle the fact that you got laid lastnight then u dont want to be with that prude b1tch anyway
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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