"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Girl asks you when is the last time you got laid?

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How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
 
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I would say "I have morals i dont kiss and tell, why would i tell you that. You must think im easy or its all you think about" <---- with a big grin

Lol but reading that back its a neg, display of higher value, and its ****y and funny. However, i said that once and got good results...
 
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thats a rough one, sounds like a low class b*tch.

Tell her, with a real serious voice (don't smile), "I try to get laid at least once a week but it can get tough at times."
 
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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
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Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jacob

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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
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make eye contact with your smiley "you're up to something" look, and say " It's against my religion."

This way you don't come off looking like a loser.

If you didn't for awhile then you didn't BS since they can smell when you lie.

They'll be wondering if you're telling the truth or not because of the "you're up to something look."

Also this adds mystery & moral points since they expect most guys to brag or kiss and tell, which doesn't come off well.

and they'll find you strong since you can actually control your d!ck unlike all the other guys that are slaves to it.

Which will want her to see how much her beauty can break you down and she'll try her best to get into your pants.
 
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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
 
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#41 said:
Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
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I like this one! Not exactly sure how well it would work though, since it's sort of admitting that you'll sleep with her if she wants you to.

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Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
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I don't get this at all...
 
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In this situation, I'm honest. But, ever since the first time I had sex I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 weeks without it. So if I wasn't sexually active I'm not really sure how I would answer this question. I'd probably still be honest.
 
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I love the Zoolander. I'll usually just respond with
"Look I know you are trying to take advantage of me here but I'm not that kind of guy"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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btownbuck2012 said:
just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
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LOL That is priceless - you will no doubt get a laugh from that one, haha!
 
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Last night. And every night before that. Don't worry, I won't consider you a statistic.
 
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just be honest and tell the truth. if she cant handle the fact that you got laid lastnight then u dont want to be with that prude b1tch anyway
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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