Girl asks you when is the last time you got laid?

[T-Mack]

How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.

 

[btownbuck2012]

just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."

 

[Pathgen]

I would say "I have morals i dont kiss and tell, why would i tell you that. You must think im easy or its all you think about" <---- with a big grin

Lol but reading that back its a neg, display of higher value, and its ****y and funny. However, i said that once and got good results...

 

[st_99]

thats a rough one, sounds like a low class b*tch.

Tell her, with a real serious voice (don't smile), "I try to get laid at least once a week but it can get tough at times."

 

[#41]

How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.

Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."

 

[jacob]

How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.

make eye contact with your smiley "you're up to something" look, and say " It's against my religion."

This way you don't come off looking like a loser.

If you didn't for awhile then you didn't BS since they can smell when you lie.

They'll be wondering if you're telling the truth or not because of the "you're up to something look."

Also this adds mystery & moral points since they expect most guys to brag or kiss and tell, which doesn't come off well.

and they'll find you strong since you can actually control your d!ck unlike all the other guys that are slaves to it.

Which will want her to see how much her beauty can break you down and she'll try her best to get into your pants.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.

 

[2.0]

Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."

I like this one! Not exactly sure how well it would work though, since it's sort of admitting that you'll sleep with her if she wants you to.

Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.

I don't get this at all...

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

In this situation, I'm honest. But, ever since the first time I had sex I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 weeks without it. So if I wasn't sexually active I'm not really sure how I would answer this question. I'd probably still be honest.

 

[drummer]

I love the Zoolander. I'll usually just respond with
"Look I know you are trying to take advantage of me here but I'm not that kind of guy"

 

[More Cowbell Please]

You have a nasty little mouth. I'll never tell you that.

 

[Rounder]

just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."

LOL That is priceless - you will no doubt get a laugh from that one, haha!

 

[WC2]

Last night. And every night before that. Don't worry, I won't consider you a statistic.

 

[J Roc]

just be honest and tell the truth. if she cant handle the fact that you got laid lastnight then u dont want to be with that prude b1tch anyway

 

[toddlips]

"something on your mind?"