"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Girl asks you when is the last time you got laid?

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How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
 
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I would say "I have morals i dont kiss and tell, why would i tell you that. You must think im easy or its all you think about" <---- with a big grin

Lol but reading that back its a neg, display of higher value, and its ****y and funny. However, i said that once and got good results...
 
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thats a rough one, sounds like a low class b*tch.

Tell her, with a real serious voice (don't smile), "I try to get laid at least once a week but it can get tough at times."
 
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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
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Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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T-Mack said:
How do you answer this question without sounding like a loser. I obviously haven't got laid in awhile.
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make eye contact with your smiley "you're up to something" look, and say " It's against my religion."

This way you don't come off looking like a loser.

If you didn't for awhile then you didn't BS since they can smell when you lie.

They'll be wondering if you're telling the truth or not because of the "you're up to something look."

Also this adds mystery & moral points since they expect most guys to brag or kiss and tell, which doesn't come off well.

and they'll find you strong since you can actually control your d!ck unlike all the other guys that are slaves to it.

Which will want her to see how much her beauty can break you down and she'll try her best to get into your pants.
 
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Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
 
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#41 said:
Her: "When was the last time you got laid?"
You: "About 20 minutes from now."
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I like this one! Not exactly sure how well it would work though, since it's sort of admitting that you'll sleep with her if she wants you to.

Michele said:
Pull a Zoolander on her!

Her: When's the last time you had sex?
You: Look, I think I know what this is about, and I'm complimented... but not interested.
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me...
Her: Blah blah
You: <Interrupt> OK, if you just want to fool around or...

it's ****y, and its hilarious!

she'll get a laugh out of it... unlike the rest of these tight wad serious answers i see here.
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I don't get this at all...
 
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In this situation, I'm honest. But, ever since the first time I had sex I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 weeks without it. So if I wasn't sexually active I'm not really sure how I would answer this question. I'd probably still be honest.
 
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I love the Zoolander. I'll usually just respond with
"Look I know you are trying to take advantage of me here but I'm not that kind of guy"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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btownbuck2012 said:
just look at her with a sly grin and be like "0o0o0 so that's what you're thinking about."
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LOL That is priceless - you will no doubt get a laugh from that one, haha!
 
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Last night. And every night before that. Don't worry, I won't consider you a statistic.
 
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just be honest and tell the truth. if she cant handle the fact that you got laid lastnight then u dont want to be with that prude b1tch anyway
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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