SgtSplacker
Master Don Juan
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It's a trap.
Stop any commitment and fuuck other women immediately.
Stop any commitment and fuuck other women immediately.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
It's Very bad for you. She's now actively looking through more of her past sexual partners and people that may know them socially also. Pretty clear what she's up to. She already has one foot out of your door…Well the interesting thing is she seemed to be re-adding multiple people from her past. Some sexual, some platonic. So maybe it's not as bad as it originally seemed
To my knowledge, the platonic friends have no relations to the sexual friends. Could just be a case of her "going through her phone book" no?It's Very bad for you. She's now actively looking through more of her past sexual partners and people that may know them socially also. Pretty clear what she's up to. She already has one foot out of your door…
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ah, don't worry about it, she wont fuuck you over too bad...NAH!!Well the interesting thing is she seemed to be re-adding multiple people from her past. Some sexual, some platonic. So maybe it's not as bad as it originally seemed
What do u mean?Ah, don't worry about it, she wont fuuck you over too bad...NAH!!
Whats there to worry about? Toying with your emotions? STDS? Broken heart? Nope.
Your heart can heal. There's penicillin for stds..
Pride, self esteem, respect?
Now there's your problem!!!![]()
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You are just a troll.What do u mean?
What in the world are you talking about dudeYou are just a troll.
You make countless threads about your gfs social media activity. Take our advice or go away.What in the world are you talking about dude
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I'm still curious what u meant by thisYou just give far more of a fvck than she does.
Are you like a male 3, and she's a female 7, or something?
Troll alert here
Stop calling me a troll. What's your issue?Troll alert here