SgtSplacker
Master Don Juan
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It's a trap.
Stop any commitment and fuuck other women immediately.
Stop any commitment and fuuck other women immediately.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
It's Very bad for you. She's now actively looking through more of her past sexual partners and people that may know them socially also. Pretty clear what she's up to. She already has one foot out of your door…Well the interesting thing is she seemed to be re-adding multiple people from her past. Some sexual, some platonic. So maybe it's not as bad as it originally seemed
To my knowledge, the platonic friends have no relations to the sexual friends. Could just be a case of her "going through her phone book" no?It's Very bad for you. She's now actively looking through more of her past sexual partners and people that may know them socially also. Pretty clear what she's up to. She already has one foot out of your door…
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ah, don't worry about it, she wont fuuck you over too bad...NAH!!Well the interesting thing is she seemed to be re-adding multiple people from her past. Some sexual, some platonic. So maybe it's not as bad as it originally seemed
What do u mean?Ah, don't worry about it, she wont fuuck you over too bad...NAH!!
Whats there to worry about? Toying with your emotions? STDS? Broken heart? Nope.
Your heart can heal. There's penicillin for stds..
Pride, self esteem, respect?
Now there's your problem!!!![]()
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You are just a troll.What do u mean?
What in the world are you talking about dudeYou are just a troll.
You make countless threads about your gfs social media activity. Take our advice or go away.What in the world are you talking about dude
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I'm still curious what u meant by thisYou just give far more of a fvck than she does.
Are you like a male 3, and she's a female 7, or something?
Troll alert here
Stop calling me a troll. What's your issue?Troll alert here