"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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whistler said:
********:

So what do you do?
Translation:

"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."

********:

"What are you doing later on?"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Vulpine said:
********:

"What are you doing later on?"
I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)


********: I've got a gun!
 

penkitten

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diplomatic_lies said:
********: I've got a gun!
translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.
********: i have a headache.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Bible_Belt said:
********: We could rent a movie.
translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.
********: what kind of books do you read?
 

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originally posted by Bible_Belt
********: We could rent a movie.
Translation: Pick a movie, any movie, it doesn't really matter cos we're gonna be too busy f**king to watch it anyway

********: How do you feel about me?
 

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DJDamage said:
********: Do you live alone?
Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."

********: You should like me for who I am.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bible_Belt said:
********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.
Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*

DJDamage said:
********: Do you live alone?
Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...

********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?
 

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RedPill said:
********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?

Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.



********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?
 

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Bible_Belt said:
********: You never take me anywhere nice.
Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!

********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*
 

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Ehhh guys are you sure that women actually think all these things and mean it when they say stuff?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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djtdot said:
Ehhh guys are you sure that women actually think all these things and mean it when they say stuff?
Yes.

If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.
 

The Juan and only

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Sicarius said:
THE ONE FXCKING SANE, NORMAL GUY OVER HERE..
Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.


********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
 

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The Juan and only said:
********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
translation: you're boring. goodbye.
(unless you're calling her at work!)

Shezz said:
********: I dont know whats happened! I can F**K guys that i DONT like but when i really LIKE a guy i just cant
"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"

********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
 
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diplomatic_lies said:
********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
Translation:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...

Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"


********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
 

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Vulpine said:
********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
Translation:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.

********:
When am I going to meet your friends?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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