Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:whistler said:
"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
******** game!
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"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)Vulpine said:
********: I've got a gun!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.diplomatic_lies said:
********: i have a headache.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
DJDamage said:
translation: Guys approach me all the time, because I'm so beautiful.
********: We could rent a movie.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.Bible_Belt said:
********: what kind of books do you read?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Un-Aru said:
Translation: I want to fight.
********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."DJDamage said:
********: You should like me for who I am.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*Bible_Belt said:
Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...DJDamage said:
********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
RedPill said:
Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.
********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Vulpine said:
Translation: Moo!
********: You never take me anywhere nice.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!Bible_Belt said:
********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Ace of Flames
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Yes.djtdot said:
If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.Sicarius said:
********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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translation: you're boring. goodbye.The Juan and only said:
(unless you're calling her at work!)
"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"Shezz said:
********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
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Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:diplomatic_lies said:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...
Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"
********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
Translation:Vulpine said:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.
********:
When am I going to meet your friends?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.