Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:whistler said:
"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)Vulpine said:
********: I've got a gun!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.diplomatic_lies said:
********: i have a headache.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
DJDamage said:
translation: Guys approach me all the time, because I'm so beautiful.
********: We could rent a movie.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.Bible_Belt said:
********: what kind of books do you read?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Un-Aru said:
Translation: I want to fight.
********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."DJDamage said:
********: You should like me for who I am.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*Bible_Belt said:
Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...DJDamage said:
********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
RedPill said:
Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.
********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Vulpine said:
Translation: Moo!
********: You never take me anywhere nice.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!Bible_Belt said:
********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Yes.djtdot said:
If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.Sicarius said:
********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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translation: you're boring. goodbye.The Juan and only said:
(unless you're calling her at work!)
"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"Shezz said:
********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
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Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:diplomatic_lies said:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...
Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"
********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
Translation:Vulpine said:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.
********:
When am I going to meet your friends?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.