******** game!

[Vulpine]

********:

So what do you do?

Translation:

"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."

********:

"What are you doing later on?"

 

[diplomatic_lies]

********:

"What are you doing later on?"

I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)


********: I've got a gun!

 

[penkitten]

********: I've got a gun!

translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.
********: i have a headache.

 

[DJDamage]

********: i have a headache.

translation: I don't want to have sex with you tonight or see you tonight.

********:I don't like it when guys approach me.

 

[Bible_Belt]

********:I don't like it when guys approach me.

translation: Guys approach me all the time, because I'm so beautiful.



********: We could rent a movie.

 

[penkitten]

********: We could rent a movie.

translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.
********: what kind of books do you read?

 

[DJDamage]

********: what kind of books do you read?

Translation: I need to know if you are a smart and cultured guy and not a stupid Maxim reader.

********: Do you live alone?

 

[Un-Aru]

originally posted by Bible_Belt
********: We could rent a movie.

Translation: Pick a movie, any movie, it doesn't really matter cos we're gonna be too busy f**king to watch it anyway

********: How do you feel about me?

 

[Bible_Belt]

********: How do you feel about me?

Translation: I want to fight.


********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.

 

[Vulpine]

********: Do you live alone?

Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."

********: You should like me for who I am.

 

[RedPill]

********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.

Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*

********: Do you live alone?

Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...

********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?

 

[Bible_Belt]

********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?

Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.



********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?

 

[Bible_Belt]

********: You should like me for who I am.

Translation: Moo!


********: You never take me anywhere nice.

 

[Ace of Flames]

********: You never take me anywhere nice.

Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!

********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*

 

[djtdot]

Ehhh guys are you sure that women actually think all these things and mean it when they say stuff?

 

[Ace of Flames]

Ehhh guys are you sure that women actually think all these things and mean it when they say stuff?

Yes.

If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.

 

[The Juan and only]

THE ONE FXCKING SANE, NORMAL GUY OVER HERE..

Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.


********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.

translation: you're boring. goodbye.
(unless you're calling her at work!)

********: I dont know whats happened! I can F**K guys that i DONT like but when i really LIKE a guy i just cant

"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"

********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality

 

[Vulpine]

********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality

Translation:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...

Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"


********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."

 

[Taviii]

********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."

Translation:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.

********:
When am I going to meet your friends?