Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:whistler said:
"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
******** game!
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"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)Vulpine said:
********: I've got a gun!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.diplomatic_lies said:
********: i have a headache.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
DJDamage said:
translation: Guys approach me all the time, because I'm so beautiful.
********: We could rent a movie.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.Bible_Belt said:
********: what kind of books do you read?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Un-Aru said:
Translation: I want to fight.
********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."DJDamage said:
********: You should like me for who I am.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*Bible_Belt said:
Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...DJDamage said:
********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
RedPill said:
Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.
********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Vulpine said:
Translation: Moo!
********: You never take me anywhere nice.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!Bible_Belt said:
********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Ace of Flames
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Yes.djtdot said:
If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.Sicarius said:
********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
diplomatic_lies
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translation: you're boring. goodbye.The Juan and only said:
(unless you're calling her at work!)
"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"Shezz said:
********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
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Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:diplomatic_lies said:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...
Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"
********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
Translation:Vulpine said:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.
********:
When am I going to meet your friends?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.