Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:whistler said:
"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
******** game!
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"How much money do you make a year? I'm a gold-digging wh0re."
********:
"What are you doing later on?"
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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I want to have anal with you! (okay maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea)Vulpine said:
********: I've got a gun!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: i have proof that you were cheating on me with some hoe.diplomatic_lies said:
********: i have a headache.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
DJDamage said:
translation: Guys approach me all the time, because I'm so beautiful.
********: We could rent a movie.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
translation: we should stay in so we can kiss and stuff in private.Bible_Belt said:
********: what kind of books do you read?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Un-Aru said:
Translation: I want to fight.
********: omg, look at how skinny that girl is. She must be anorexic or something.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation: "Are you broke or do you have your sh!t together, becuase I'm a screamer and don't want your roommates to hear."DJDamage said:
********: You should like me for who I am.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Translation: Damn, that girl is in great shape. I'm sooooooo jealous! I bet she gets so much more attention than I ever will... her life must be easy. I hate her. Hmmpf! *pout*Bible_Belt said:
Translation: Can you support yourself, or do you still live with mom & dad? Are we going to go back to a nasty party apartment you share with 3 other guys? If you aren't on your own yet, don't plan on us going very far...DJDamage said:
********: What's the longest you've ever been in a relationship?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
RedPill said:
Translation: I'm scared that you're going to fvck me, dump me, tell everybody, and then everyone will think I'm a slut.
********: That girl over there, do you think she's pretty?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Vulpine said:
Translation: Moo!
********: You never take me anywhere nice.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Translation: Spend more money on me. I'm high maintance!Bible_Belt said:
********: That's cute. *after you did or said something*
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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Yes.djtdot said:
If you don't, you're being stupid when you don't have to be. Yea, some of this stuff is exaggerating, but ******** is real. Girls are subtle creatures. They DO say this and mean that. Its a fact of life. Get used to it.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Translation: He doesn't understand me or women in general. Should be able to manipulate him just fine.Sicarius said:
********: I'm busy right now, let me call you back.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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translation: you're boring. goodbye.The Juan and only said:
(unless you're calling her at work!)
"I like to f*ck exciting and cool guys, but I like to talk to boring nice guys"Shezz said:
********: i don't judge people by their looks, i prefer personality
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Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Translation:diplomatic_lies said:
"I don't understand why I'm so attracted to you. I mean, you're so ugly! But then again, I'm a big fat cow and have to settle for what I can get...
Hey, see that girl over there? What a b!tch! Look at what she's wearing! She's got the same shoes as me! I bet you she's a slvt!"
********: "I'm starting to wonder why I'm with you."
Translation:Vulpine said:
I hope someone hits on me soon so I can leave your sorry arse, but I'm keeping you around until then because I'm an attention whöre.
********:
When am I going to meet your friends?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.