hungry_american
Don Juan
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed
- Thread starter Tornado2
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Tell them that you're Emo.
God why are kids having sex this early?
God why are kids having sex this early?
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
I was having sex at 15... what's the big deal?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. 
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.
By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15. By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
They're white sheets.... just bleach the **** out of them.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Damian
Senior Don Juan
I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian