Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DonJuanMonk

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Tell them that you're Emo.

God why are kids having sex this early?
 

thederekeffect1

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Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by Tornado2
nevermind, doesn't matter. my 21 year-old brother saw it and knew it right away. he said in front of my parents "why was there blood stains on your bed?? you and your girlfriend were bangin' during the wrong part of the month huh?" My mom was like "WHAT?" She actually wasn't upset, just shocked and told me she thought I was a lil young - dad kinda laughed.

My brother is a total jack @ss though.

Tell you parents that your brother has "yellow stains on the bed" and that he shouldn't be jealous because he is a frustrated chump :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LittleElf

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Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. :rolleyes: Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.

By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by hungry_american
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
 

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it seems as if this kid wanted his brother and his parents to figure out.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Damian

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I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!

WHITES = BLEACH + HOT

That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will

-Damian
 
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