"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DonJuanMonk

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Tell them that you're Emo.

God why are kids having sex this early?
 

thederekeffect1

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Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by Tornado2
nevermind, doesn't matter. my 21 year-old brother saw it and knew it right away. he said in front of my parents "why was there blood stains on your bed?? you and your girlfriend were bangin' during the wrong part of the month huh?" My mom was like "WHAT?" She actually wasn't upset, just shocked and told me she thought I was a lil young - dad kinda laughed.

My brother is a total jack @ss though.

Tell you parents that your brother has "yellow stains on the bed" and that he shouldn't be jealous because he is a frustrated chump :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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LittleElf

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Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. :rolleyes: Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.

By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by hungry_american
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
 

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it seems as if this kid wanted his brother and his parents to figure out.....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damian

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I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!

WHITES = BLEACH + HOT

That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will

-Damian
 
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