"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJuanMonk

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Tell them that you're Emo.

God why are kids having sex this early?
 

thederekeffect1

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Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by Tornado2
nevermind, doesn't matter. my 21 year-old brother saw it and knew it right away. he said in front of my parents "why was there blood stains on your bed?? you and your girlfriend were bangin' during the wrong part of the month huh?" My mom was like "WHAT?" She actually wasn't upset, just shocked and told me she thought I was a lil young - dad kinda laughed.

My brother is a total jack @ss though.

Tell you parents that your brother has "yellow stains on the bed" and that he shouldn't be jealous because he is a frustrated chump :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. :rolleyes: Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.

By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
 

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Originally posted by hungry_american
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
 

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it seems as if this kid wanted his brother and his parents to figure out.....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Damian

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I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!

WHITES = BLEACH + HOT

That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will

-Damian
 
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