“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DonJuanMonk

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Tell them that you're Emo.

God why are kids having sex this early?
 

thederekeffect1

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Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
 

DJDamage

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Originally posted by Tornado2
nevermind, doesn't matter. my 21 year-old brother saw it and knew it right away. he said in front of my parents "why was there blood stains on your bed?? you and your girlfriend were bangin' during the wrong part of the month huh?" My mom was like "WHAT?" She actually wasn't upset, just shocked and told me she thought I was a lil young - dad kinda laughed.

My brother is a total jack @ss though.

Tell you parents that your brother has "yellow stains on the bed" and that he shouldn't be jealous because he is a frustrated chump :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LittleElf

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Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. :rolleyes: Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.

By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by hungry_american
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
 

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it seems as if this kid wanted his brother and his parents to figure out.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Damian

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I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!

WHITES = BLEACH + HOT

That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will

-Damian
 
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