hungry_american
Don Juan
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed
- Thread starter Tornado2
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Tell them that you're Emo.
God why are kids having sex this early?
God why are kids having sex this early?
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
I was having sex at 15... what's the big deal?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. 
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.
By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15. By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
They're white sheets.... just bleach the **** out of them.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Damian
Senior Don Juan
I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian