hungry_american
Don Juan
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Tell them that you're Emo.
God why are kids having sex this early?
God why are kids having sex this early?
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
I was having sex at 15... what's the big deal?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. 
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.
By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15. By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
They're white sheets.... just bleach the **** out of them.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Damian
Senior Don Juan
I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian
WHITES = BLEACH + HOT
That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will
-Damian