Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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jaytuk said:
I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.
Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?

If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
 

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"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
 

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^ I lol'd brilliant.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't use pick-up lines? - Corny, over-used and unnatural.

Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
 

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scrouds said:
"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
 

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Cinamon said:
Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
ditto!
 
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Ahhh.... i love it when there is a mandatory bi-monthly thread about a newbie, who thinks that funny pickup lines is what get girls. But i hate it when reality b!tchslaps him in the face for thinking like that....

..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
 

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if you can't come up with funny lines yourself you're doomed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If she's a funny girl all you have to do is flirt with her.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.

Good luck!
:)
 
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