"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Igetit!
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Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?jaytuk said:
If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
scrouds
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If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
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Caveat - Dont try this on older women LOL.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Hughman
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Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
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..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.
Good luck!
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