"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Igetit!
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Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?jaytuk said:
If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
scrouds
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If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
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Caveat - Dont try this on older women LOL.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hughman
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Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
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..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.
Good luck!
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