"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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jaytuk said:
I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.
Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?

If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
 

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"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
 

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^ I lol'd brilliant.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Don't use pick-up lines? - Corny, over-used and unnatural.

Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
 

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scrouds said:
"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
 

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Cinamon said:
Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
ditto!
 
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Ahhh.... i love it when there is a mandatory bi-monthly thread about a newbie, who thinks that funny pickup lines is what get girls. But i hate it when reality b!tchslaps him in the face for thinking like that....

..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
 

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if you can't come up with funny lines yourself you're doomed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If she's a funny girl all you have to do is flirt with her.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.

Good luck!
:)
 
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