"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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jaytuk said:
I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.
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Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?

If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
 
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"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
 
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^ I lol'd brilliant.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Don't use pick-up lines? - Corny, over-used and unnatural.

Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
 
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scrouds said:
"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
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Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
 
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Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
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ditto!
 
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Ahhh.... i love it when there is a mandatory bi-monthly thread about a newbie, who thinks that funny pickup lines is what get girls. But i hate it when reality b!tchslaps him in the face for thinking like that....

..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
 
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if you can't come up with funny lines yourself you're doomed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If she's a funny girl all you have to do is flirt with her.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.

Good luck!
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