"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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jaytuk said:
I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.
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Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?

If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?
 
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"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
 
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^ I lol'd brilliant.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Don't use pick-up lines? - Corny, over-used and unnatural.

Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?
 
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scrouds said:
"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!
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Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
 
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Cinamon said:
Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts
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ditto!
 
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Ahhh.... i love it when there is a mandatory bi-monthly thread about a newbie, who thinks that funny pickup lines is what get girls. But i hate it when reality b!tchslaps him in the face for thinking like that....

..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying
 
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if you can't come up with funny lines yourself you're doomed.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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If she's a funny girl all you have to do is flirt with her.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.

Good luck!
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