"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!
 
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Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.
 
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Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like:confused: why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome! :D
 
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You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.
 
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I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.
 
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has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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