"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!
 
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Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.
 
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Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like:confused: why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome! :D
 
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You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.
 
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I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.
 
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has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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