Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!
 
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Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.
 
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Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like:confused: why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome! :D
 
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You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.
 
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I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.
 
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has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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