"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!
 
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Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.
 
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Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like:confused: why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome! :D
 
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You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.
 
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I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.
 
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has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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