Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

[IOS]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail10.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail16.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail15.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail18.jpg

The purpose of this topic is for people to get a laugh out of it, but nevertheless make sure you don't do this, everyone. It really just makes you look awkward.

 

[ENIGMA16]

HAHAHAHA this is fvcking genius.

 

[pipe007]

hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha

 

[JDiddy]

Last ones the best

 

[ENIGMA16]

Cmon dude post them all!

 

[IOS]

Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg

 

[Masculinity]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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[BobMo']

Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!

 

[JustLurk]

Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.

 

[Bratt2230]

??

Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?

 

[Huffman]

I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome!

 

[The Mad Ghost]

ROFLCOPTER.

Excellent find. Will watch again.

 

[Darth]

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

I like this one^^.

LOL at all of these. Although, this would have been me in high school.

 

[WaterTiger]

You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !

 

[MrP]

It would be great to have some other AFC body language cues...

And maybe some pics of the right way to do it. :yes:

 

[wickydoo]

AFC move for sure! BTW i found the official hover hands website lol
The Hover Hand -Instant Virgin Detector

 

[seraphim]

LOL this is epic

 

[Alchemystic]

This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.

 

[PapiChulo]

I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.

 

[ChanceBoudreaux]

has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc