"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny examples of AFC behavior: The "Hover Hand"

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hahaah I see the pattern

the guys in those pictures look uncomfortable and stiff, and AFRAID to touch, hug and put the girl close to them and be comfortable with them in an alpha way...

its like they are thinking "I better not even touch her because she could get VERY offended" aahhaha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Haha, I have a few more, yeah

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail12.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail13.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/fm0t43.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail17-1.jpg

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/fail24.jpg

http://malcolm816.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/hoverhand/1290415461852.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/a47cwk.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdjadi.jpg

Not really a hover hand, but still funny:

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk238/fastlikeme/Misc/hoverhand25.jpg

The "fist" hover:

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy340/Beaks93/semaday2020cq7.jpg
 
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I literally laughed out loud like crazy and non-stop. My room-mate came over and shouts: "Are you chocking on a d*ck in there?!

And THAT'S when I had a laughter attack, haha. JK

Anyway, all these guys look like typical AFC's;however, the fourth and the right guys on the second load of pictures seem look-looking, yet they're still scared to touch the girl. The eight one has a girl putting her face against his and he can't have the b@lls to touch her? = AFC

Good stuff! I laughed a lot and learned not to ever do this.

Here is a pic an AFC from the classic film "Back in the future"

http://www.icollector.com/images/1202/14989/14989_0741_3_lg.jpg

This is why you shouldn't come in fourth place! haha

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZhAbLhLgR3Y/SskeTBbn_1I/AAAAAAAAku8/gMI3nD4UIF0/IMG_6136.JPG

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Funniest stuff here in a long time. The fat guy in the second set is classic!
 
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Oh man I laughed so hard.. xD

But, if it isn't obvious, some of these pics are famous actresses meeting fans, prob at some event. Could explain the hover hand in some cases.
 
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Why the HELL would anyone make a Hover Hand?

When seeing the pictures, first i LOL HARD, then i am like:confused: why don't they just hug her, put their hand around her, or something like that :b?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm laughing now, but remember I used to do that too...

Keep em coming, these are awesome! :D
 
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You shold make a slide show with MC Hammer for the background music singing "Can't Touch This"! ! ! !
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This is one of the best post ever.
This post summarizes a thousand words.
Do you have other pictures illustrating AFC/Nice Guy problems?

I want more pictures!

Thanks.

Damn, I think I wet my pants from laughing too much.
 
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I would hit on the brown chick with the fat dude.
 
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has anyone ever patted a crocodile on its head, personally i have never but i bet my natural reaction would be to pull away in fear of getting it chewed off , cause i dont have experience of dealing with crocs

well thats the same i'm guessing with most of those guys, those girls are probably the first time in years that they probably got a chance to get close too but without previous experience of touching there natural reaction would be same as with a croc
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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