Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Eating a hairy pvssy...

azanon

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ThunderMaverick said:
You know, Aza, for the first few months of shaving my "whoo haa" it itched like hell when the hairs grew back.

Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.

Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.:D
Months of itching torture and folks wondering if I have crabs? Regretfully, I have to pass! I'm just glad the wifey doesn't complain. She says she likes a hairy man anyway, and I assure you I am definitely that!

It'd probably look weird for that to be shaved anyway, with all the hair on my legs and chest.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Magma said:
You know why guys shave their junk, right? It makes it look bigger. :D

Actually, that's true. That's why I trim mine. I admit my pecker is small but I'm proud of every foot. :crackup:
 

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romangod said:
Actually, that's true. That's why I trim mine. I admit my pecker is small but I'm proud of every foot. :crackup:
Me too. The Hubble telescope can't find mine but shaving at least makes the head poke out!
 

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I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
I totally agree. I get excited searching through the forest for the honey too!

Hair on it doesn't bother me. One that smells putrid, though, is another story all-together.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Said that right :up:

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azanon said:
I totally agree. I get excited searching through the forest for the honey too!

Hair on it doesn't bother me. One that smells putrid, though, is another story all-together.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush..
*Cues jungle soundtrack, with tropical birds, monkey noises and conga drums*

Don't forget to wear that safari hat!
 

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Thats funny... love it...:up:

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Señor Fingers said:
*Cues jungle soundtrack, with tropical birds, monkey noises and conga drums*

Don't forget to wear that safari hat!
 

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Lishy said:
I like to wear my pubic hair Long and straight - They come to my knee's!

I was thinking of plaiting them but I am not sure
So what kind of straightener do you Lishy? Also, do you use a defrizz serum?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Purple-Haze said:
So what kind of straightener do you Lishy? Also, do you use a defrizz serum?
I am one of the lucky ones hon, I have naturally straight and silky pubic hair -
My ex used to stroke is and say it was like a lushious horse's tail !

He also liked to shout "Ride em cowboys" and call me 'Tonto' as we were making love, but that is another story!
 

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Lishy said:
I am one of the lucky ones hon, I have naturally straight and silky pubic hair -
My ex used to stroke is and say it was like a lushious horse's tail !

He also liked to shout "Ride em cowboys" as we were making love, but that is another story!
I was being facetious. I thought you were too. ;)

Tehe.
 

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Got me to thinkin'... I'd love a girl to plait her long straight pubic hair like that it would be really nice and all... making it sorta like a rope you know...then it'll be something for this cowboy to grab ahold of when I feel I'd like another ride then all I gotta do is kindly pull her back in bed ;)

Heehaw!

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Lishy said:
I like to wear my pubic hair Long and straight - They come to my knee's!

I was thinking of plaiting them but I am not sure
 

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Señor Fingers said:
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
:crackup:

It is functional as well. The product would not only keep your curls nice but also serve as lube.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
:up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
I just puked a tiny bit.
 

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You can eat p*ssy and floss your teeth at the same time! Thats what I call efficiency.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
Different strokes for different folks. I get mildly disappointed when a girl I'm with has a **** that looks like a lagoon, or something out of a Conan Doyle novel. At that point, it's the heat of the moment though, so it doesn't bother me too much.

For any ladies reading this, please trim. Shaving is cool but unnecessary, better than untended though.
 

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I don't like getting hair in my throat and I love eating pussy, so that is the issue in a nutshell. I actually like the way a full bush LOOKS but the practical aspects are unpleasing to me.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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