"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eating a hairy pvssy...

azanon

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ThunderMaverick said:
You know, Aza, for the first few months of shaving my "whoo haa" it itched like hell when the hairs grew back.

Now my skin doesn't get irritated or bothered at all. Interesting point you brought up. I just thought about it now.

Keep at it. Maybe you'll get use to it like I did.:D
Months of itching torture and folks wondering if I have crabs? Regretfully, I have to pass! I'm just glad the wifey doesn't complain. She says she likes a hairy man anyway, and I assure you I am definitely that!

It'd probably look weird for that to be shaved anyway, with all the hair on my legs and chest.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Magma said:
You know why guys shave their junk, right? It makes it look bigger. :D

Actually, that's true. That's why I trim mine. I admit my pecker is small but I'm proud of every foot. :crackup:
 

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romangod said:
Actually, that's true. That's why I trim mine. I admit my pecker is small but I'm proud of every foot. :crackup:
Me too. The Hubble telescope can't find mine but shaving at least makes the head poke out!
 

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I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
I totally agree. I get excited searching through the forest for the honey too!

Hair on it doesn't bother me. One that smells putrid, though, is another story all-together.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Said that right :up:

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azanon said:
I totally agree. I get excited searching through the forest for the honey too!

Hair on it doesn't bother me. One that smells putrid, though, is another story all-together.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush..
*Cues jungle soundtrack, with tropical birds, monkey noises and conga drums*

Don't forget to wear that safari hat!
 

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Thats funny... love it...:up:

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Señor Fingers said:
*Cues jungle soundtrack, with tropical birds, monkey noises and conga drums*

Don't forget to wear that safari hat!
 

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Lishy said:
I like to wear my pubic hair Long and straight - They come to my knee's!

I was thinking of plaiting them but I am not sure
So what kind of straightener do you Lishy? Also, do you use a defrizz serum?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Purple-Haze said:
So what kind of straightener do you Lishy? Also, do you use a defrizz serum?
I am one of the lucky ones hon, I have naturally straight and silky pubic hair -
My ex used to stroke is and say it was like a lushious horse's tail !

He also liked to shout "Ride em cowboys" and call me 'Tonto' as we were making love, but that is another story!
 

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Lishy said:
I am one of the lucky ones hon, I have naturally straight and silky pubic hair -
My ex used to stroke is and say it was like a lushious horse's tail !

He also liked to shout "Ride em cowboys" as we were making love, but that is another story!
I was being facetious. I thought you were too. ;)

Tehe.
 

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Got me to thinkin'... I'd love a girl to plait her long straight pubic hair like that it would be really nice and all... making it sorta like a rope you know...then it'll be something for this cowboy to grab ahold of when I feel I'd like another ride then all I gotta do is kindly pull her back in bed ;)

Heehaw!

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Lishy said:
I like to wear my pubic hair Long and straight - They come to my knee's!

I was thinking of plaiting them but I am not sure
 

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Señor Fingers said:
If I had really grown it all out, I'd be bringing the 80's back right now with some Jerry Curls.

That's right, the drippy kind.

You can laugh all you like but I have a strong suspicion that nothing says loving like some Soul Glow down below. ;)
:crackup:

It is functional as well. The product would not only keep your curls nice but also serve as lube.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
:up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue :p onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
I just puked a tiny bit.
 

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You can eat p*ssy and floss your teeth at the same time! Thats what I call efficiency.
 

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LoneSilver said:
I love the challenge and delightful sight of a hairy pvssy..

I love the adventure and the exploring that takes place in departing what is natural and peeking through her bush working my way with my fingers ready to dive my tongue onto her beautiful ****oris when once found...

If I am with a shaved one I might feel I am with a child...hair is there for a reason trimmed is OK but hair says I am man and she is woman...and a hairy pvssy looks marvelous when peeking out from white panties..

LoneSilver
Different strokes for different folks. I get mildly disappointed when a girl I'm with has a **** that looks like a lagoon, or something out of a Conan Doyle novel. At that point, it's the heat of the moment though, so it doesn't bother me too much.

For any ladies reading this, please trim. Shaving is cool but unnecessary, better than untended though.
 

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I don't like getting hair in my throat and I love eating pussy, so that is the issue in a nutshell. I actually like the way a full bush LOOKS but the practical aspects are unpleasing to me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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