"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You know I have wondered the same thing at times after a heavy weekend eating at the Y. But I'm not for sure either lol
 

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A little off-topic, but what I want to know is, do they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?
 

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
 

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Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
 

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What?
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
 

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LOL
Who told you this?
Someone is messing with your head.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.

would not date anybody who wouldn't let me eat the *****


and I'll eat it for an hour if that's what it takes to make them ***
 

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Let me know how your HPV virus aquisition works out for you.....
 

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Not not to say to the bro. He's learning.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
Your standards are so high that I'd be amazed if you will be licking a woman anytime soon. Nothing wrong with standards, but yours are unreal most of the time for a car salesman. Now, if you were a celeb, young politician, multi-billion or deca-millionaire with a huge social circle, that's something else. You shouldn't be licking a woman until you're in a "relationship" and preferably STD checked. Always have the woman reciprocate and either bust on her face or preferably down her throat (less mess). :)
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
No, but it Will make your tongue grow thicker and longer…
 
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Nah I take ages to grow a beard. And I've investigation more bearded mussels than your average fisheries guy.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
There is only one reason a woman would ever decline this; because she knows she's not clean. She may be doing you a favor cuz she may have the cvm wad from last night's Chad still up there (and the Thursday night's, Wednesday night's, Tuesday night's, etc) :rofl:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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