"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You know I have wondered the same thing at times after a heavy weekend eating at the Y. But I'm not for sure either lol
 

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A little off-topic, but what I want to know is, do they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?
 

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
 

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Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
 

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What?
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
 

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LOL
Who told you this?
Someone is messing with your head.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.

would not date anybody who wouldn't let me eat the *****


and I'll eat it for an hour if that's what it takes to make them ***
 

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Let me know how your HPV virus aquisition works out for you.....
 

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Not not to say to the bro. He's learning.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
Your standards are so high that I'd be amazed if you will be licking a woman anytime soon. Nothing wrong with standards, but yours are unreal most of the time for a car salesman. Now, if you were a celeb, young politician, multi-billion or deca-millionaire with a huge social circle, that's something else. You shouldn't be licking a woman until you're in a "relationship" and preferably STD checked. Always have the woman reciprocate and either bust on her face or preferably down her throat (less mess). :)
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
No, but it Will make your tongue grow thicker and longer…
 
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Nah I take ages to grow a beard. And I've investigation more bearded mussels than your average fisheries guy.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
There is only one reason a woman would ever decline this; because she knows she's not clean. She may be doing you a favor cuz she may have the cvm wad from last night's Chad still up there (and the Thursday night's, Wednesday night's, Tuesday night's, etc) :rofl:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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