She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Blah blah blah the USA sucks blah Europe is so much better blah blah blah American guys are gay. That is ALL you ever say. You are without a doubt a troll of mega proportions living in your parents basement in Topeka Kansas and this was proven in your recent threads where not only did you admit to liking gay dances and men in Europe, but you were totally punked on talking about staying at a hotel In Ukraine that doesn't even exist.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
I'd like to see more info on this, especially the Topeka Kansas thing.cordoncordon said:Blah blah blah the USA sucks blah Europe is so much better blah blah blah American guys are gay. That is ALL you ever say. You are without a doubt a troll of mega proportions living in your parents basement in Topeka Kansas and this was proven in your recent threads where not only did you admit to liking gay dances and men in Europe, but you were totally punked on talking about staying at a hotel In Ukraine that doesn't even exist.
That works both ways then. Which means, being straight really means TOTALLY straight! Which is in fact true, as there have has been scientific research done to this. Most people have some form of bisexuality or bicuriosity in them. You probably totally want a d*ck up your.BigJimbo said:Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Just decided to go all out this time, huh Jimmy? Might as well, right? I mean, if they won't take you out for some of the racist garbage you posted here you might as well just hit the crackpipe and post whatever the hell you feel like trollin' today, I guess. I wonder what you look like...I'm almost positive you're a fat guy, for sure. I'm envisioning a grease-stained wifebeater for some reason. If I was a betting man, I'd probably have to say you either live in Louisiana or Utah or some place like that. It would be perfect irony, considering your obsession with the Ukraine.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
its funny guys cant take his trolling.... is a nice departure from the whinging here and retarded threads like this oneKerpal said:Yes BigJimbo is a troll, but a hilarious one :crackup:
I'm with cordoncordon and Just A Shot Away. What's your freekin problem man? Every other post you put up on here you bash and belittle Americans. Granted there are messed up people in every country. I'm sure there are F'd up people in whatever country you are from, even if it's your mommies house in Topeka, KS. You should be banned for being a F'n troll.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.