She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Blah blah blah the USA sucks blah Europe is so much better blah blah blah American guys are gay. That is ALL you ever say. You are without a doubt a troll of mega proportions living in your parents basement in Topeka Kansas and this was proven in your recent threads where not only did you admit to liking gay dances and men in Europe, but you were totally punked on talking about staying at a hotel In Ukraine that doesn't even exist.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
I'd like to see more info on this, especially the Topeka Kansas thing.cordoncordon said:Blah blah blah the USA sucks blah Europe is so much better blah blah blah American guys are gay. That is ALL you ever say. You are without a doubt a troll of mega proportions living in your parents basement in Topeka Kansas and this was proven in your recent threads where not only did you admit to liking gay dances and men in Europe, but you were totally punked on talking about staying at a hotel In Ukraine that doesn't even exist.
That works both ways then. Which means, being straight really means TOTALLY straight! Which is in fact true, as there have has been scientific research done to this. Most people have some form of bisexuality or bicuriosity in them. You probably totally want a d*ck up your.BigJimbo said:Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Just decided to go all out this time, huh Jimmy? Might as well, right? I mean, if they won't take you out for some of the racist garbage you posted here you might as well just hit the crackpipe and post whatever the hell you feel like trollin' today, I guess. I wonder what you look like...I'm almost positive you're a fat guy, for sure. I'm envisioning a grease-stained wifebeater for some reason. If I was a betting man, I'd probably have to say you either live in Louisiana or Utah or some place like that. It would be perfect irony, considering your obsession with the Ukraine.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
its funny guys cant take his trolling.... is a nice departure from the whinging here and retarded threads like this oneKerpal said:Yes BigJimbo is a troll, but a hilarious one :crackup:
I'm with cordoncordon and Just A Shot Away. What's your freekin problem man? Every other post you put up on here you bash and belittle Americans. Granted there are messed up people in every country. I'm sure there are F'd up people in whatever country you are from, even if it's your mommies house in Topeka, KS. You should be banned for being a F'n troll.BigJimbo said:Of course most American boys do. They are more feminine than the girls.
See, if I wanted the typical fat girl in America (hb9). I would act totally gay. Here is a secret about the lards that you boys worship - THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS. It is a fact. Gay guys like to bang as much as you do. They will bang a hole in the wall if they must (just like you did earlier today). Being gay RARELY means being TOTALLY gay. I suspect that most gay men go on to get married and have families. So just remember that.
My advice for you is to go GAY. Be gay. Act gay. I am sure some flubber will eventually sleep with you when she is lonely and needs affection. You needn't sleep with males. Just adopt the gay man's lifestyle. Go get a job as a barista at Starbucks. God knows there is nothing rarer than a straight man who works at Starbucks.
Seriously. If Shamoo has a "gay" guy over at 11pm and she has a glass of wine and is lonely...uh...what do you think is going to happen?
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.