backbreaker
Master Don Juan
anal sex is like Blue Belle Ice Cream.. you just can't get enough of it.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Anal is NOT sex!! This is a perversion of the natural order of things - some people get off on perversions because they want to go beyond the natural boundaries and get to higher lows!!!speakeasy said:Pardon my naivete, but what is the appeal of anal sex? I'm just not getting it. I know prisoners do it to each other all the time so there must be some pleasure derived from the act, but what does a girl's anus do that her vagina doesn't?
Yeah that just about size's up Sosuave. Dude just in the heat of passion put one of your fingers in her ass prefarebly pinky and see how she responds to it. More then likely when she is horny she may be more open to doing it especially if she likes while you have one finger in. Just make sure that if you bang her in the anal that you have some lube to make it easier.The Juan and only said:I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.
So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.
A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She says she tried it twice but, I was drunk and going pretty hard...speakeasy said:If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before?![]()
This is priceless! :flowers:The Juan and only said:I have edited this post to make it more clear for the fukwads below
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Bible_Belt said:Anal and oral are like God's compensation for giving a guy a small d!ck. It's in these two areas that smaller is actually better.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
speakeasy said:Snot? I'm probably going to regret asking but what role does snot play in sex?
And she's right, anal is disgusting, and unhealthy for the receiver as she can get a prolapsed rectum after years of anal penetration. Som of these porn stars that do a lot of anal will probably be wearing diapers by age 45. Besides, sh*t comes out of there, why do want your d*ck in that? As far as I'm concerned, the anus is a one-way only orifice.
Call me crazzzzzzzy, but have you ever considered it disgusting????The Juan and only said:Now, she's never tried it, but insists she finds it disgusting. How can I change her opinion guys? any ideas?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.