backbreaker
Master Don Juan
anal sex is like Blue Belle Ice Cream.. you just can't get enough of it.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Anal is NOT sex!! This is a perversion of the natural order of things - some people get off on perversions because they want to go beyond the natural boundaries and get to higher lows!!!speakeasy said:Pardon my naivete, but what is the appeal of anal sex? I'm just not getting it. I know prisoners do it to each other all the time so there must be some pleasure derived from the act, but what does a girl's anus do that her vagina doesn't?
Yeah that just about size's up Sosuave. Dude just in the heat of passion put one of your fingers in her ass prefarebly pinky and see how she responds to it. More then likely when she is horny she may be more open to doing it especially if she likes while you have one finger in. Just make sure that if you bang her in the anal that you have some lube to make it easier.The Juan and only said:I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.
So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.
A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.
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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
She says she tried it twice but, I was drunk and going pretty hard...speakeasy said:If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before?![]()
This is priceless! :flowers:The Juan and only said:I have edited this post to make it more clear for the fukwads below
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bible_Belt said:Anal and oral are like God's compensation for giving a guy a small d!ck. It's in these two areas that smaller is actually better.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
speakeasy said:Snot? I'm probably going to regret asking but what role does snot play in sex?
And she's right, anal is disgusting, and unhealthy for the receiver as she can get a prolapsed rectum after years of anal penetration. Som of these porn stars that do a lot of anal will probably be wearing diapers by age 45. Besides, sh*t comes out of there, why do want your d*ck in that? As far as I'm concerned, the anus is a one-way only orifice.
Call me crazzzzzzzy, but have you ever considered it disgusting????The Juan and only said:Now, she's never tried it, but insists she finds it disgusting. How can I change her opinion guys? any ideas?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.