backbreaker
Master Don Juan
anal sex is like Blue Belle Ice Cream.. you just can't get enough of it.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Anal is NOT sex!! This is a perversion of the natural order of things - some people get off on perversions because they want to go beyond the natural boundaries and get to higher lows!!!speakeasy said:Pardon my naivete, but what is the appeal of anal sex? I'm just not getting it. I know prisoners do it to each other all the time so there must be some pleasure derived from the act, but what does a girl's anus do that her vagina doesn't?
Yeah that just about size's up Sosuave. Dude just in the heat of passion put one of your fingers in her ass prefarebly pinky and see how she responds to it. More then likely when she is horny she may be more open to doing it especially if she likes while you have one finger in. Just make sure that if you bang her in the anal that you have some lube to make it easier.The Juan and only said:I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.
So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.
A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She says she tried it twice but, I was drunk and going pretty hard...speakeasy said:If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before?![]()
This is priceless! :flowers:The Juan and only said:I have edited this post to make it more clear for the fukwads below
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt said:Anal and oral are like God's compensation for giving a guy a small d!ck. It's in these two areas that smaller is actually better.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
speakeasy said:Snot? I'm probably going to regret asking but what role does snot play in sex?
And she's right, anal is disgusting, and unhealthy for the receiver as she can get a prolapsed rectum after years of anal penetration. Som of these porn stars that do a lot of anal will probably be wearing diapers by age 45. Besides, sh*t comes out of there, why do want your d*ck in that? As far as I'm concerned, the anus is a one-way only orifice.
Call me crazzzzzzzy, but have you ever considered it disgusting????The Juan and only said:Now, she's never tried it, but insists she finds it disgusting. How can I change her opinion guys? any ideas?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.