backbreaker
Master Don Juan
anal sex is like Blue Belle Ice Cream.. you just can't get enough of it.
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Anal is NOT sex!! This is a perversion of the natural order of things - some people get off on perversions because they want to go beyond the natural boundaries and get to higher lows!!!speakeasy said:Pardon my naivete, but what is the appeal of anal sex? I'm just not getting it. I know prisoners do it to each other all the time so there must be some pleasure derived from the act, but what does a girl's anus do that her vagina doesn't?
Yeah that just about size's up Sosuave. Dude just in the heat of passion put one of your fingers in her ass prefarebly pinky and see how she responds to it. More then likely when she is horny she may be more open to doing it especially if she likes while you have one finger in. Just make sure that if you bang her in the anal that you have some lube to make it easier.The Juan and only said:I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.
So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.
A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She says she tried it twice but, I was drunk and going pretty hard...speakeasy said:If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before?![]()
This is priceless! :flowers:The Juan and only said:I have edited this post to make it more clear for the fukwads below
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bible_Belt said:Anal and oral are like God's compensation for giving a guy a small d!ck. It's in these two areas that smaller is actually better.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
speakeasy said:Snot? I'm probably going to regret asking but what role does snot play in sex?
And she's right, anal is disgusting, and unhealthy for the receiver as she can get a prolapsed rectum after years of anal penetration. Som of these porn stars that do a lot of anal will probably be wearing diapers by age 45. Besides, sh*t comes out of there, why do want your d*ck in that? As far as I'm concerned, the anus is a one-way only orifice.
Call me crazzzzzzzy, but have you ever considered it disgusting????The Juan and only said:Now, she's never tried it, but insists she finds it disgusting. How can I change her opinion guys? any ideas?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.