"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Convincing your girlfriend to do anal

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Are there any limits to even perversions??? Are there no standards???
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Juan and only

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Last Man Standing said:
Are there any limits to even perversions??? Are there no standards???
These "perversions", taking place in a loving relationship, harm absolutely nobody (bar those fcking idiots -not mentioning names- who are so involved in everyone elses' lives that they forget to live and love for themselves)

And in a 100 years we'll all be dead anyway, so fvck it (literally). Do you really expect me or anyone else to let your illogical and opinionated ideals define their own reality and self? bit arrogant don't you think?

Just sayin.
 
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strong like bull

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its okay to shove my **** down a girls throat but im not allowed to throw it in the butt? thats no fun... :D

some would even argue that for the sake of girls, it can be as, or more, pleasurable than getting a huge wang against the back of their throat.

-SLB
 

belividere

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zerocelcius said:
Get some Anal-Ease it is a lube and it numbs so it don't hurt her. Let her read the package. Those Marketing guys/girls can sale anything. Even Anal Sex... Oh yea!

Giggidy Giggidy ~ Glenn Quagmire (Family Guy)
Dont use anal ease. Yes it numbs her, but it numbs your **** just as bad and you wont even enjoy it. You'd be much better off with straight lube.

IME the best way to go is to be dominant in bed and still be gentle to the point that the girl doesn't feel violated. Take control. Pull some hair, smack some ass and talk dirty.

These are weird times. You've got the ****ed up post-feminist era guilt coupled with the excessive access to porn. If your current gf wont let you pop it in her ass your probably 14ft away from a girl who enjoys it.
 
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