backbreaker
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anal sex is like Blue Belle Ice Cream.. you just can't get enough of it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Convincing your girlfriend to do anal
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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as stated, spoon from behind is a position where she can be very physically relaxed and cautiously slide onto you.
also, the hornier she is the more her highly touted morals and ethics seem to be forgotten for the sake of pleasure. its awesome.
-SLB
also, the hornier she is the more her highly touted morals and ethics seem to be forgotten for the sake of pleasure. its awesome.
-SLB
Pardon my naivete, but what is the appeal of anal sex? I'm just not getting it. I know prisoners do it to each other all the time so there must be some pleasure derived from the act, but what does a girl's anus do that her vagina doesn't?
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Anal is NOT sex!! This is a perversion of the natural order of things - some people get off on perversions because they want to go beyond the natural boundaries and get to higher lows!!!speakeasy said:
Alphamale1821
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Yeah that just about size's up Sosuave. Dude just in the heat of passion put one of your fingers in her ass prefarebly pinky and see how she responds to it. More then likely when she is horny she may be more open to doing it especially if she likes while you have one finger in. Just make sure that if you bang her in the anal that you have some lube to make it easier.The Juan and only said:I mean she's happy for me to pee in front of her. JESUS, I give a few examples of things that I think implies she's comfortable, and you turn them all sexual.
So far we've got idiots who've posted here just to say they don't agree with my preferences, and thanks for that btw, but I couldn't care less. As well as several posts claiming I'm "sick" purely because they've misinterpreted what i meant.
A guy asks for help, and the good replies get buried by a bunch of fukwit retards who just wanna post a wisecrack . Hello sosuave.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I.A.F.Y.B.
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She says she tried it twice but, I was drunk and going pretty hard...speakeasy said:If it went in by accident, it must have been pretty loose to begin with. You sure she hadn't done anal before?
When she is riding you, take your middle finger and press it on her ass. DO NOT PENETRATE! Just put some pressure on it and leave it there for a few seconds then take it away. Finish off and don't do it again that night.
One of the next times you fvck, do the same thing, maybe a little longer, but don't penetrate and take it away.
After this, try doing it while eating her out. If she is letting this go then you're in and you just don't know it.
After a while she'll be used to it (read:looking forward to it) and you can slowly start working your finger in. Just a little bit. Just a little more at a time.
Soon you'll be two knuckles deep. Then start focusing on that, and after a while you can naturally pull out your finger and put your c0ck in very slowly. Once it's in the game is one.
Just go slow. And tossing her salad will really speed up the process.
To be honest though, it will get boring, you will have a "code brown" at some point, and you will probably go back to regular sex and only do it every once in a great while.
Good luck.
One of the next times you fvck, do the same thing, maybe a little longer, but don't penetrate and take it away.
After this, try doing it while eating her out. If she is letting this go then you're in and you just don't know it.
After a while she'll be used to it (read:looking forward to it) and you can slowly start working your finger in. Just a little bit. Just a little more at a time.
Soon you'll be two knuckles deep. Then start focusing on that, and after a while you can naturally pull out your finger and put your c0ck in very slowly. Once it's in the game is one.
Just go slow. And tossing her salad will really speed up the process.
To be honest though, it will get boring, you will have a "code brown" at some point, and you will probably go back to regular sex and only do it every once in a great while.
Good luck.
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This is priceless! :flowers:The Juan and only said:
About the backdoor love, there isn't too much to gain in the way of "guilting" her into it. It's not a healthy trait for a man nor does it help in her understanding of her own body. I suggest getting some classy "adult" material and show her she's not weird or abnormal to enjoy that with you.
Second, talk to her about it. Find out what exactly the hangup is. Is it Catholic guilt or because she thinks it to be a dirty place?
Communication is the key with unlocking her potential as a sexual deviant. You better do it before the next guy ahead of you does . . .
Bible_Belt
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Anal and oral are like God's compensation for giving a guy a small d!ck. It's in these two areas that smaller is actually better.
traffic is right on the money. After a good fuc-k casually bring it up. MOst women will say thay are not into it but will at some point agree to try it. I'm with a girl right now who at first was "no way in hell," then "no way," then "we can try it at some point" then the other night after 45 minuts of action when we were both really sweaty but not done she grabed me and lead me in herself.
Then tonight when i was doing her from behind i put lubed (spit) thumb in there played with her for a moment then slowly put my coc-k in. She said to go slow which i did but after 5-7 min she started to push me in more and more untill i was all the way in. It was my first time i've been so deep... I was surprised how easy it is.
Then tonight when i was doing her from behind i put lubed (spit) thumb in there played with her for a moment then slowly put my coc-k in. She said to go slow which i did but after 5-7 min she started to push me in more and more untill i was all the way in. It was my first time i've been so deep... I was surprised how easy it is.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Bible_Belt said:
Motherfvcker. I AM BLESSED!
:flowers: These for me.
Better yet, :moon: This from Mrs. K to me!
MacAvoy
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Traffic is right on the money, you have to build up to it while your having sex and build trust.
The other great thing about anal is that is a great judge of her IL especially in a LTR. I wouldn't push it often, maybe every 6-8 weeks but if she's into you, she will do it to please you, provided you move up to it via the traffic method.
Finally when she isn't willing to let you go anal, then you drop her. However as time goes on, further into the LTR, I would do it less often, say every 3 months.
The other great thing about anal is that is a great judge of her IL especially in a LTR. I wouldn't push it often, maybe every 6-8 weeks but if she's into you, she will do it to please you, provided you move up to it via the traffic method.
Finally when she isn't willing to let you go anal, then you drop her. However as time goes on, further into the LTR, I would do it less often, say every 3 months.
Someone Much cooler
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I have banger a few girls anal, I think its ok, nice for a change but not a replacement for the real thing.
Bible_Belt
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Bible_Belt's Guide to Anal Sex
With lube and a towel in reach, as you're doing her from behind, put your thumb in her ass with your hand on the small of her back. Then you can dribble lube on the base of your thumb and have it run down into her ass. This warms the lube up a little before it hits her. Use a lot. Then use your thumb like a butt plug to spread her ass out as you fvck her pvssy. Your thumb is wider at the base, so the deeper you go, the wider she gets. Keep using more lube. The wider your d!ck is, the more time you have to spend doing this. It should at least be a few minutes.
Then put your d!ck in, right as you pull your thumb out. After your tip is in, stop, and let her get adjusted to something wider. Don't instantly go pounding away like a porn star or she will scream in pain and make you stop. Only move as much as required to stay hard and gently work your way in. Again, the bigger you are, the more patience it takes. You can drip lube on the base of your d!ck and have it run into her just like you did with your thumb. Go slow before you go fast.
I would not even bother asking beforehand. If she'll take your thumb up her ass, then she'll at least try to take your d!ck. It helps if you two are having especially dirty sex that night, if you have just watched porn or done something overtly sexual like gone to a strip club together. imo, talking dirty helps. If you getting her saying things like, "I'm your slvt," then it is not congruent for her to stop you from putting your thumb in her ass. Then, as women like to say, "One thing just led to another..."
With lube and a towel in reach, as you're doing her from behind, put your thumb in her ass with your hand on the small of her back. Then you can dribble lube on the base of your thumb and have it run down into her ass. This warms the lube up a little before it hits her. Use a lot. Then use your thumb like a butt plug to spread her ass out as you fvck her pvssy. Your thumb is wider at the base, so the deeper you go, the wider she gets. Keep using more lube. The wider your d!ck is, the more time you have to spend doing this. It should at least be a few minutes.
Then put your d!ck in, right as you pull your thumb out. After your tip is in, stop, and let her get adjusted to something wider. Don't instantly go pounding away like a porn star or she will scream in pain and make you stop. Only move as much as required to stay hard and gently work your way in. Again, the bigger you are, the more patience it takes. You can drip lube on the base of your d!ck and have it run into her just like you did with your thumb. Go slow before you go fast.
I would not even bother asking beforehand. If she'll take your thumb up her ass, then she'll at least try to take your d!ck. It helps if you two are having especially dirty sex that night, if you have just watched porn or done something overtly sexual like gone to a strip club together. imo, talking dirty helps. If you getting her saying things like, "I'm your slvt," then it is not congruent for her to stop you from putting your thumb in her ass. Then, as women like to say, "One thing just led to another..."
ok i`ve was trew there but i have to say the girl was not too open to new ideas and after 2 montsh i dumb her.
was a virgin when i took her and first time was a little blood, at the second time i did put my finger in there when i was making sex whit her, and she did feel confortable.
next time i putted 2 fingers she didn't like it here
at one point i did put it accidentally but i stopped because was not entering
next made it whit 1 finger and then got to 3
i did use the doggy stile said to her to get in position and she did put the d**k in her p***y and after 30 sec switched the holes and she started running trew the bedroom and i was after her and i stopped and she left home and she put me to go whit her to the bus station( yah
and after all 4 and stoped doing sex and she said she doens`t wanted to have more sex
then i tried to enter all hand and she screamed a little.
and at one point after she ejaculatet 2 times she was very relaxed i did put in ass and here she screamed like thunder and pushed me out
and at one night we came back form disco i didn`t want to have sex whit her she started to rub all over me and still didn`t wanted too
and she asked i didn`t want to make sex and i said because i want the other hole and we will make it easy now
i put in there and there were no liquefied and i ejaculated lol and then all started to work and was wanting me to go further and not stop anyway after doing that i was all sweat and so she was and started to lay on me and i give pushed her a little harder and she hit the wall and saying to her that she need`s to make a shower
the nasty thing about this is that i didn`t succed in making her do me a ******* (i tried whit easy part and tryed in shower too, she said she doesn`t do things like that because they are grouse) and because of that i started making her stupid and started to swear about her and her family and then inevitable came i started beating her
and i sayd to her that i don`t want to beat girls and that i don`t want her near me anymore, but she said to me that she loves me and i punched her again
bad experience
and i have a word every hole whit hair it must be f**ked
my friends telled me that she had a few bumps on head and some bruise on legs anyway
was a virgin when i took her and first time was a little blood, at the second time i did put my finger in there when i was making sex whit her, and she did feel confortable.
next time i putted 2 fingers she didn't like it here
at one point i did put it accidentally but i stopped because was not entering
next made it whit 1 finger and then got to 3
i did use the doggy stile said to her to get in position and she did put the d**k in her p***y and after 30 sec switched the holes and she started running trew the bedroom and i was after her and i stopped and she left home and she put me to go whit her to the bus station
( yahand after all 4 and stoped doing sex and she said she doens`t wanted to have more sex
then i tried to enter all hand and she screamed a little.
and at one point after she ejaculatet 2 times she was very relaxed i did put in ass and here she screamed like thunder and pushed me out
and at one night we came back form disco i didn`t want to have sex whit her she started to rub all over me and still didn`t wanted too
and she asked i didn`t want to make sex and i said because i want the other hole and we will make it easy now
i put in there and there were no liquefied and i ejaculated lol and then all started to work and was wanting me to go further and not stop anyway after doing that i was all sweat and so she was and started to lay on me and i give pushed her a little harder and she hit the wall and saying to her that she need`s to make a shower
the nasty thing about this is that i didn`t succed in making her do me a ******* (i tried whit easy part and tryed in shower too, she said she doesn`t do things like that because they are grouse) and because of that i started making her stupid and started to swear about her and her family and then inevitable came i started beating her
and i sayd to her that i don`t want to beat girls and that i don`t want her near me anymore, but she said to me that she loves me and i punched her again
bad experience
and i have a word every hole whit hair it must be f**ked
my friends telled me that she had a few bumps on head and some bruise on legs anyway
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I just read the 1st page since the 2nd one was a bit longer i think.
Well i know a friend whose girlfriend didn't do anal but one day they were both horny and he didn't have a condom so SHE told him ok let's have anal sex.
So i think it depends on her hornyness but you should also consider her thoughts and believes about the subject there may be some ppl that just don't like the idea at all.
Well i know a friend whose girlfriend didn't do anal but one day they were both horny and he didn't have a condom so SHE told him ok let's have anal sex.
So i think it depends on her hornyness but you should also consider her thoughts and believes about the subject there may be some ppl that just don't like the idea at all.
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I've seen pornos where a chick can take two c*cks right in her ass. Amazing how powerful a need for drugs can be!
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Call me crazzzzzzzy, but have you ever considered it disgusting????The Juan and only said:
zerocelcius
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Get some Anal-Ease it is a lube and it numbs so it don't hurt her. Let her read the package. Those Marketing guys/girls can sale anything. Even Anal Sex... Oh yea!
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backbreaker
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one does have to incorparate some white meat in his diet
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.