Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Jesus, maybe they just need education to liberate themselves from their ignorance. It's not a crime to be a simp. It just works against their best interests in finding true love and companionship in their lives.Onlyfans needs to be banned and the simps who use it deserve prison time/psychiatric help
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
And live a monastic life?Simps gonna simp.
Avoid OnlyFans, porn tube sites, and Instagram thots.
No. Get laid.And live a monastic life?![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
And what if, even after all the "internal growth" a man does, women still look at him as low-tier, and thus don't want to sex him up? It's like telling someone who has hit the celibacy trifecta that all he has to do to ascend is to get more tall, handsome & white.No. Get laid.
You would trade gas for sex.I'm talking about a Max Mad apocalyptic scenario.
Yeah, its like telling someone who cant make ends meet to just get a higher paying job. Advice like that is so uncool.And what if, even after all the "internal growth" a man does, women still look at him as low-tier, and thus don't want to sex him up? It's like telling someone who has hit the celibacy trifecta that all he has to do to ascend is to get more tall, handsome & white.![]()
I told you so mate... haha!I am truly at a loss: I had thought that with record inflation, skyrocketing gas prices and food prices that men would finally be forced to stop their SIMPing behavior... but I was wrong.
It seems that men are getting themselves into debt just to continue their SIMP behavior....
I'm now of the opinion that there won't be a correction unless something apocalyptic happens... I'm talking about a Max Mad apocalyptic scenario.