"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can anyone id this model?

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Reminds me of a time at a strip club, I leaned to my cousin and said, "Man, it'd be cool if they brought out a black chick."

Two seconds later, these purple lights flip on and the announcer sais, "Up next...Chocolate Thunder!!!"

Eek!
 

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In regards to the above picture.

It's funny how I said I like black girls with her type of body, but the whole booty thing doesn't work for me. To me that much ass is excessive. As long as it ain't flat then I'm OK. I'm most definitely a breast man. Esther Baxter is reported at being a 32 DDD and I'm all over that.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She looks big, I have no idea for sure but I bet, given how small her head looks compared to the rest of her, that she's not only sort of thick but also quite tall, maybe 140+ and while she's not fat per se she's just way bigger than I dig 'em.

I'm more a pretty face, b+ cup, petite round ass man.

Proves there's someone for everyone. of course, before the crying starts, of course I'd do her. I'm a guy. :rolleyes: She's just not near the top of my picklist.


EDIT:

Yup, 5' 7, so smaller than I thought but not a lot, and she claims 130. I bet she's heavier than that.
 

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130 in her dreams! If she is 5'7" she tops 200 easily! Admit it, fat is now beautiful in America!
 

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BigJimbo said:
130 in her dreams! If she is 5'7" she tops 200 easily! Admit it, fat is now beautiful in America!
If you think she's fat you are ridiculous. She has NO stomach whatsoever. She has a great hip to waist ratio and you look at her legs and they are perfectly toned, no cellulite to be found. How on earth is this woman fat?

She is what you would call meaty, or "thick", but fat?? You must be smoking something.

It is mostly black and Latino men that find this kind of body preferable. White men used to long ago, when you look back at Renaissance paintings of beautiful women, they idealized women that had thick, luscious bodies like this. I think the gay influence in the fashion/modeling industry is what started the whole skinny as beautiful thing.
 

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BigJimbo said:
130 in her dreams! If she is 5'7" she tops 200 easily! Admit it, fat is now beautiful in America!
The camera adds ten pounds


She's probably much smaller in real life.

I'd say she has to be atleast 150 though, because my girl is as tall as she is, smaller, and ways about 160
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Maxtro said:
In regards to the above picture.

It's funny how I said I like black girls with her type of body, but the whole booty thing doesn't work for me. To me that much ass is excessive. As long as it ain't flat then I'm OK. I'm most definitely a breast man. Esther Baxter is reported at being a 32 DDD and I'm all over that.
everybody has their preferences bro

But I am an Ass man til I die. A booty that big just likes look something I could Bite into;)

And to the poster who said this woman is fat.... You must need these

http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/glasses.jpg
 

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speakeasy said:
I think the gay influence in the fashion/modeling industry is what started the whole skinny as beautiful thing.
"Anything I don't agree with has it's roots in the <insert negative origin theory>" :rolleyes:

Being fat was only "attractive" at certain points in history, and that was because fat meant prosperity. In recent history there has been a lot of emphasis of fitness and health from a scientific standpoint, and it's influenced our ideals. On that tangent, if you want to see a sub-culture that's heavily influenced by homosexuals have a look at the local gym culture.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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