ladym
Don Juan
Ok so what you're saying is he's not that interested in me if he's making me do all the work...I thought as much...damn
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Best thing a woman can do in bed...
- Thread starter ladym
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Sure, you can be better in bed for guys. But, what are you getting out of it? You say you are the one taking charge and being dominate. So, are you sexually satisfied with guys who don't know how to satisfy you? You being better in bed is not gonna make the guy better in bed.
Men like to be dominated by the woman once in awhile. But, it is out of your nature. Women = submissive. Men = Dominate. You're playing the wrong role.
Men like to be dominated by the woman once in awhile. But, it is out of your nature. Women = submissive. Men = Dominate. You're playing the wrong role.
crashbutnotburn
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I agree with Francisco. For a guy, sex is almost always good, as long as he gets off. So just STFU afterwards and go to sleep. Don't ask him what he's thinking, don't ask him if he liked it. Don't talk to him and make him try to stay awake. Seriously.
Better yet, kiss him on the forehead, say it was great, and call yourself a taxi. I don't mean to be a prick but this is what guys REALLY want from a hot girl. Even from a not-so-hot girl.
Better yet, kiss him on the forehead, say it was great, and call yourself a taxi. I don't mean to be a prick but this is what guys REALLY want from a hot girl. Even from a not-so-hot girl.
ladym
Don Juan
Hey I don't want him to be better...I want to bag this one! He's pretty good as he is...
What! A double pen! I beg your pardon! What on earth are you insinuating? Are you accusing the lady of being a cheapside ho? Are you suggesting that the lady should try and accumulate as many objects as possible and stretch herself to the ends of the earth? Sire, that is very rude of you. How very dare you...j0n024 said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ladym
Don Juan
Regarding the taxi thing...I've always left his place & in the morning & texts asking where I am?! He wants sex then too & I'm not there... So I think in future I'm gona stay.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
To quote Gene Simmons, the best thing a woman can do is "leave", after the sex.
PrinceBeavis
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......Know what I say?
Keep it real. I think it's horribly lame if a woman is moaning, and faking the whole thing. Total turn-off.
No. I don't really want you to fart either, or moo like a cow.
I want you to be real. Tell me what you want.
I want you to really get off.
I want you to orgasm. ....for real.
I want you quivering in ways and places that you can't ordinarily make quiver.
I want you to be completely enveloped in your own, quivering, orgasmic world.
I want you to be a grinning mass of jelly when we are done.
It's not that I mind you talking when it's over. It's that I want you not to have to need to talk, because you are spent...satiated...
THAT'S what makes me feel like a stud. It's not about any one technique, or gimmick. It's the spirit of things that matter to me.
If you're having a good time, I'M having a good time.
Keep it real. I think it's horribly lame if a woman is moaning, and faking the whole thing. Total turn-off.
No. I don't really want you to fart either, or moo like a cow.
I want you to be real. Tell me what you want.
I want you to really get off.
I want you to orgasm. ....for real.
I want you quivering in ways and places that you can't ordinarily make quiver.
I want you to be completely enveloped in your own, quivering, orgasmic world.
I want you to be a grinning mass of jelly when we are done.
It's not that I mind you talking when it's over. It's that I want you not to have to need to talk, because you are spent...satiated...
THAT'S what makes me feel like a stud. It's not about any one technique, or gimmick. It's the spirit of things that matter to me.
If you're having a good time, I'M having a good time.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
suck dry
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KarmaSutra
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Although you're young, dumb and full of bullsh!t, This-brett012 said:
MacAvoy said:
-is absolutely great advice. It makes no difference if he's hung like an infant, the fact is we do love to hear from a woman how enthused we make her.
I would add that eye contact and thrashing around your hair is a big turn on as well.
tripleplay
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Jump in my bed!ladym said:
My Name is Nobody
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Don't you hate it when girls just lay there and barely make a sound and make you do all the work? The last girl I was with was like that.
Maybe that's why her husband left her.
Just be the opposite of that and you're good.
Maybe that's why her husband left her.
Just be the opposite of that and you're good.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LostAndConfused
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Yeah guys, sex is definitely a job. You fail it if you don't pleasure your woman.
/sarcasm (lol)
/sarcasm (lol)
bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
i agree with reaction! it has to be legit though...
my 2 favorite lays both would orgasm almost non stop from when i put it in to finish (even if that was 40 minutes later)
these types of women are truely rare and make them stick out in my head as the best. notice how i said nothing about their performance? they just let me do the work and their body did the shaking... that was good enough...
who do i consider the worst? the women who just lay there like i don't know what i'm doing... as if they're just having sex to pass time or as an emotional connection... no moans... no reactions... fuk that! i lay a girl like that - i don't care what she looks like or how we bond - i drop her quick.
my 2 favorite lays both would orgasm almost non stop from when i put it in to finish (even if that was 40 minutes later)
these types of women are truely rare and make them stick out in my head as the best. notice how i said nothing about their performance? they just let me do the work and their body did the shaking... that was good enough...
who do i consider the worst? the women who just lay there like i don't know what i'm doing... as if they're just having sex to pass time or as an emotional connection... no moans... no reactions... fuk that! i lay a girl like that - i don't care what she looks like or how we bond - i drop her quick.
bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
double post
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.