"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Please post your best suggestions here. I need the best way to lose my damn love handles in a hurry, like 3 days. :)

..without lipo. :D

Any sites, links, diets, exercises, etc? My thanks to you in advance.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well... Here's the answer you will get no matter who answers.

"There's no such thing as spot reduction"

You'll have to lower overall body fat percentage, and that can't come in 3 days.... however... DIESEL's cutting up guide only takes 8-10 weeks, and I'm working on that. Should be worth it...
 

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Originally posted by semag
Well... Here's the answer you will get no matter who answers.

"There's no such thing as spot reduction"

You'll have to lower overall body fat percentage, and that can't come in 3 days.... however... DIESEL's cutting up guide only takes 8-10 weeks, and I'm working on that. Should be worth it...
I'll take it... where can I find that info Semag? Thanks, by the way.
 

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I'm also wondering if I do nothing but drink water for a week, snack here and there, workout, wouldn't that also help reduce my fat quick?
 

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Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
I'm also wondering if I do nothing but drink water for a week, snack here and there, workout, wouldn't that also help reduce my fat quick?
Losing love handles in 3 days is pretty much impossible. Sorry, to burst your bubble... if you have to be lean for a certain date, you should start planning/dieting at least 4 weeks in advance depending on how fat you are.

Oh and your suggestion that I am quoting.. yeah, you'd lose weight, but most of it would be muscle mass....so you'd still look like shyt..

peace,
D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by DIESEL
Losing love handles in 3 days is pretty much impossible. Sorry, to burst your bubble... if you have to be lean for a certain date, you should start planning/dieting at least 4 weeks in advance depending on how fat you are.

Oh and your suggestion that I am quoting.. yeah, you'd lose weight, but most of it would be muscle mass....so you'd still look like shyt..

peace,
D
Damnit! ..thanks though D...
 

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Hey D... if you read this.

I posted in the Xenadrine RFA-1 thread the diet I'm using on your cutting plan. Since I'm following your plan pretty much to the letter, and you said yourself that the diet was the core of the entire deal, I was hoping for possibly some constructive criticism good or bad.

Thanks a lot for all your input on the forums bud.
 

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Cardio & careful regulation of diet is probably faster than cutting. Make sure that you're burning more calories than you're taking in.
 

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Cardio & careful regulation of diet is probably faster than cutting.
That's what the cutting is!!! More of a regulation of diet than cardio.... but read the cutting guide. That's EXACTLY what it is
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by semag
That's what the cutting is!!! More of a regulation of diet than cardio.... but read the cutting guide. That's EXACTLY what it is
I do beleive cutting is more directed towards those who want to maintain muscle mass and lose body fat -- then those who generally lack muscle and need to lose weight...
 

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I do beleive cutting is more directed towards those who want to maintain muscle mass and lose body fat -- then those who generally lack muscle and need to lose weight...
Who wants to lose muscle? I hate the misconception that losing WEIGHT makes you look good and be healthy. If you want to look good and be healthy, you need to lose FAT not weight. That's what DIESEL's plan does.
 
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run a lot, and play a lot of basketball!! you won't believe how much you lose from those two! And also a very strange fact but don't exactly do it unless you're hell-bent on loosing calories:banging your head on a wall for half an hour and you can lose about over 160 calories, anyone whose heard this one before like to correct me?
 

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Does the same go for headbanging (to music), or is the wall nessacary?
 
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headbanging does take a lot of energy too, i'm guessing yes!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
I'm also wondering if I do nothing but drink water for a week, snack here and there, workout, wouldn't that also help reduce my fat quick?
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no way! yr body is going to retain its current fat content and u wont lose a centimetre of fat this way! drastically reducing yr calorie intake never works as yr metabolism starts playing up and retains the fat for energy.

this is one of the main reasons crash diets never work.

power to yr fat stripping endeavours!

/h2
 

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Originally posted by semag
Well... Here's the answer you will get no matter who answers.

"There's no such thing as spot reduction"
lol
Yup.

You got to lose fat, and you won't be able to do that in 3 days. Sorry.
 
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