"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone misses Naughty Ninja and SausageProduct

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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NN was entertaining and started fun threads. He also had some good substantive stuff like the "Slut-O-Meter." I never tried his p o f stuff because that's not my thing.

I think 'Product was genuinely trying at the game.

I had nothing against either of them.
 
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I found them pretty predictable and eventually dull. Until the virgin thing became clear. The fact that a literal 40-year-old virgin was giving people advice on how to get laid pretty much sums up the internet.
 
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Zarky said:
I found them pretty predictable and eventually dull. Until the virgin thing became clear. The fact that a literal 40-year-old virgin was giving people advice on how to get laid pretty much sums up the internet.
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haha says Zarky

The 38 year old angry lesbian who has been trolling men's forums for 15 years. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 
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No doubt NN will be here under another name. I always found him pretty sad personally. A blatant 40 year old virgin loser. Amazing how you can sum up someone from a few posts on the internet.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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well I guess it true then, if zarky is saying both are dull they are doing something right,

and I read her/him last post on her matingmarket, first and last time, I did read things some angry guys write or are really liekyou guys say white knights, but that only post make me feel sad about the person writing that up.... looks like the person is bitter, really hate other people, and want to hide all her fear, hate and sadness in a mask of I will change the world.
 
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Bro, just come back as NaughtierNinja already. Done and done.
 
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ScottMustaine said:
You guys stoopid or what ?
BlackBear is either NN or Sageproduct.

Look at the past threads.
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Yep, blatantly NN. You'd think he'd put this sort of effort into losing his virginity, wouldn't you?
 
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I'm glad losers like those two exist, because they make me feel better about myself
 
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I'm glad losers like those two exist, because they make me feel better about myself
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I agree wholeheartedly. Those two virgin losers were something else weren't they? Good riddance to both of them. Now we can all get back to posting our stories of epic game.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Alvafe said:
well I guess it true then, if zarky is saying both are dull they are doing something right,

and I read her/him last post on her matingmarket, first and last time, I did read things some angry guys write or are really liekyou guys say white knights, but that only post make me feel sad about the person writing that up.... looks like the person is bitter, really hate other people, and want to hide all her fear, hate and sadness in a mask of I will change the world.
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Umm... didn't you understand that the post to which you refer, which I assume is this one....

http://matingmarket.wordpress.com/2013/05/02/female-hypergamy-must-be-stopped-or-well-all-die1111/

....is 100% sarcasm? :confused:

I'm thinking the collective IQ of the internet is somewhere around 90.
 
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haha says Zarky

The 38 year old homeless angry lesbian who has been trolling men's forums for 15 years. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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Fixed it for ya. :D
 
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Wait, is there a thread that explains what these two were? How do we know their accounts weren't hacked or something?
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mike32ct said:
I used up one of my guesses then :). I only have two left...
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I don't know who BrownSpice is so... Guess you only have one left though :)
 
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