"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone misses Naughty Ninja and SausageProduct

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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NN was entertaining and started fun threads. He also had some good substantive stuff like the "Slut-O-Meter." I never tried his p o f stuff because that's not my thing.

I think 'Product was genuinely trying at the game.

I had nothing against either of them.
 

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I found them pretty predictable and eventually dull. Until the virgin thing became clear. The fact that a literal 40-year-old virgin was giving people advice on how to get laid pretty much sums up the internet.
 

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Zarky said:
I found them pretty predictable and eventually dull. Until the virgin thing became clear. The fact that a literal 40-year-old virgin was giving people advice on how to get laid pretty much sums up the internet.

haha says Zarky

The 38 year old angry lesbian who has been trolling men's forums for 15 years. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

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No doubt NN will be here under another name. I always found him pretty sad personally. A blatant 40 year old virgin loser. Amazing how you can sum up someone from a few posts on the internet.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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well I guess it true then, if zarky is saying both are dull they are doing something right,

and I read her/him last post on her matingmarket, first and last time, I did read things some angry guys write or are really liekyou guys say white knights, but that only post make me feel sad about the person writing that up.... looks like the person is bitter, really hate other people, and want to hide all her fear, hate and sadness in a mask of I will change the world.
 

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Bro, just come back as NaughtierNinja already. Done and done.
 

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ScottMustaine said:
You guys stoopid or what ?
BlackBear is either NN or Sageproduct.

Look at the past threads.
Yep, blatantly NN. You'd think he'd put this sort of effort into losing his virginity, wouldn't you?
 

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I'm glad losers like those two exist, because they make me feel better about myself
 
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I'm glad losers like those two exist, because they make me feel better about myself
I agree wholeheartedly. Those two virgin losers were something else weren't they? Good riddance to both of them. Now we can all get back to posting our stories of epic game.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Alvafe said:
well I guess it true then, if zarky is saying both are dull they are doing something right,

and I read her/him last post on her matingmarket, first and last time, I did read things some angry guys write or are really liekyou guys say white knights, but that only post make me feel sad about the person writing that up.... looks like the person is bitter, really hate other people, and want to hide all her fear, hate and sadness in a mask of I will change the world.
Umm... didn't you understand that the post to which you refer, which I assume is this one....

http://matingmarket.wordpress.com/2013/05/02/female-hypergamy-must-be-stopped-or-well-all-die1111/

....is 100% sarcasm? :confused:

I'm thinking the collective IQ of the internet is somewhere around 90.
 

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Burroughs said:
haha says Zarky

The 38 year old homeless angry lesbian who has been trolling men's forums for 15 years. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Fixed it for ya. :D
 

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Wait, is there a thread that explains what these two were? How do we know their accounts weren't hacked or something?
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mike32ct said:
I used up one of my guesses then :). I only have two left...
I don't know who BrownSpice is so... Guess you only have one left though :)
 
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