Last Man Standing
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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Bible_Belt
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Desdinova
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Uncyclopedia is a great time killer. Here's one of my favorite articles:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
KarmaSutra
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Talk about being right under your nose!ChrizZ said:
And true as fvck to boot!
Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.
Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
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Haha, yeah SoSuave!KarmaSutra said:
I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.
That was funny!Phyzzle said:
I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?Nighthawk said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuaveNighthawk said:
all night!
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
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Haha, TOUCHE!belividere said:
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omg. cupchix, that was so nasty wtf.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.Last Man Standing said:I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night!
Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
Bible_Belt
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I talked to this chick on myspace before she got into porn. She is also into motorcycles, rides an R6, one crazy 19 y/o.
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html